Saturday, January 21, 2006

Title for New Indiana Jones Movie

Harrison Ford is getting a little "long in the tooth" so the title of his next pic may be a bit off the wall. Thanks to Amplesanity.

Possible titles for the new Indiana Jones movie

Indiana Jones and the Arthritis Attack

Indiana Jones and the Temple of "Oops I Crapped Myself"

Indiana Jones and the Earring of Mid-Life Crisis

Indiana Jones and the Man Boobs from Hell

Indiana Jones and the Search for Ancient Egyptian Adult Diapers

Indiana Jones and the Mystical Walker of Moses

Indiana Jones and the Embarrassment of Erectile Dysfunction

Raiders of the Social Security Lockbox

Indiana Jones and the Lost Roth IRA Account

Indiana Jones and the Ever-Lasting Turn Signal

Raiders of the Lost AARP

Indiana Jones and the walk-in Bath of Atlantis

Indiana Jones and the Script of Eternity

Indiana Jones and the Lost Prescription for Stool Softener

Indiana Jones and the Quest for His True Sexuality

Indiana Jones and the Dentures of Gold

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade ... again. (Sorry, Alzheimer's joke)

Indiana Jones and the Beating of the Dead Horse

Indiana Jones & The Early Bird Buffet

Indiana Jones and The Rolling Stones

Indiana Jones and the Riddle of the Gallstone

Indiana Jones and the Search For a Much Needed Hit

Indiana Jones vs. YOUR MOM

Indiana Jones and the Curse of Incontinence

Indiana Jones and the Flatulent Demon

Indiana Jones and the Yearly Prostate Exam of Doom

Indiana Jones and the...wait, what were we talking about again?

Indiana Jones and the Incredibly Over-Thin Costar

Indiana Jones and the Search for the Midlife Crisis Earring

Indiana Jones and the Retirement Village of High Cholesterol, Osteoporosis, Hemorrhoids, Constipation and Diverticular Disease

Indiana Jones and the Miami Hooker

Indiana Jones and the Pelvis of Ramses

Indiana Jones and the Quest to Bang Marion One More Time

Indiana Jones and the Sphinx of Sciatica

Indiana Jones and the Relic of the Rest Home

Indiana Jones and the Irritable Bowel Disease

Indiana Jones and the Spastic Colon

Indiana Jones and the Dungeon of the Curmudgeon

Indiana Jones and the Ice Fishing House of Doom

Indiana Jones and the Crisis of the Colostomy Bag

Indiana Jones and the Horn of Mylanta

Indiana Jones and the Search for the Real Killer

Indiana Jones and the Disappearing Pension

Indiana Jones and You Damn Kids Get Off of My Lawn and Pull Up Your Pants!!!!!

Indiana Jones and the Mystery of the Lost Sock Suspenders

Indiana Jones and the Grey Pubic Hair

Indiana Jones and the Last Hearing Aid Battery

Indiana Jones and the Rising Belt Line

Indiana Jones and the Sandals with Black Socks

Indiana Jones and the Struggle against Rigor Mortis

Indiana Jones and the Lost Viagra

Indiana Jones and the Nocturnal Golden Stream

Indiana Jones and the Tuesday Night Bridge Game.....OF DOOM

Indiana Jones and the Golf Course of Eternity

Indiana Jones and the Underage Chat Room

Indiana Jones and the Lost Remote Control

Indiana Jones and the Quest to Get Those Damn Kids to Turn That Music Down!!!

Indiana Jones and the Hatred for the Hippies

Indiana Jones and the Scowling, Humorless Actor

Indiana Jones and all you bitches will eat your words when the movie comes out and kicks ass.

Indiana Jones and the Curse of Parenthood

Indiana Jones and the Tijuana Time Share

Indiana Jone$ and the Que$t for World Cinematic Domination by Luca$ and $pielberg.

Indiana Jones and the Constant Need to Pee

Indiana Jones and the Flea Market Phantom

Indiana Jones and the...Oh, Screw It..You'll Watch Anything We Put On the Screen, Won't You???

Indiana Jones and Times were tough and we LIKED 'em that way

Indiana Jones and the Mystery of the Post Office Queue

Indiana Jones and the Doctor's Appointment of Doom

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Dinner Buffet at 4:00 in the Afternoon

Indiana Jones and the Sinus Headache

Indiana Jones and The Quest to Reduce the Budget

Indiana Jones and the Receding Temples of Rogaine

Indiana Jones and that Smell Inside the Nursing Home

Indiana Jones and the Secret of the Senile

Indiana Jones and the last handicap spot

Indiana Jones and the pill bottles from hell

2 Comments:

Blogger Sandy said...

Ya know.....every single one of them was funny BUT his old ass is kinda like Sean Connery to some of us women.

We like the Harrison. Young, middle aged, old, skinny, fat, bald...it don't matter.

The dude is still a hottie :)

5:16 PM  
Blogger Paige said...

Hey Sandy is right- hot

2:58 PM  

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