Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Willy Nagin and the Chocolate Factory

It appears that the Category 4 winds blew all of the brains out of the mayor of the Crescent City-My personal rule is if you say something incredibly ignorant, your best move is just to hunker down until the furor blows over-the worst thing you can do when you fall down the "stupid hole" is to obtain a shovel and keep digging. What in God's name would possess anyone with a modicum of sense to say something as asinine as pining for the time when New Orleans regenerates itself into that shining "Chocolate City on a Hill." Hell, I feel guilty just listening to the song "White Christmas," and its lyrics are completely benign. Now he's trying to say he meant the type of chocolate that arises from mixing "dark chocolate with milk." I'm sure that makes lighter skinned African-Americans and Hispanics feel much better about themselves. Trent Lott got bum-rushed out of the House leadership because he tried to pay a clumsy compliment to a doddering old, burgundy-haired fool who could probably neither hear nor understand a word that was said. I can't even imagine what might have been his fate had he said something even half as blatantly racist as Count Chocula. I enjoyed this Photoshopped movie poster and the accompanying ditty I found at Cornpone.
Ray Nagin and the Chocolate City

To the tune of Candy Man from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, I present -

Nagin Man

Who can take a hurricane
Leave thousands in the Dome
Bitch about the response
and send the Chief of Police home?

The Nagin-man
The Nagin-man can
The Nagin-man can cause he mixes it with race and covers his ass real good

Who can take a flood
Watch it with a sigh
Blame it on the engineers
and make the Governor cry?

The Nagin-man
The Nagin-man can
The Nagin-man can cause he mixes it with race and covers his ass real good

Ray Nagin wins
Every time he spins
Deflecting blame and suspicions
Talk about your political wishes
You can even vote from Memphis

Who can take an icon
Paraphrase his Dream
Separate the voters
And pander with racial themes?

The Nagin-man
The Nagin-man can cause he mixes it with race and covers his ass real good."

Bwahahahahahahaha!

2 Comments:

Blogger Sandy said...

That kicked ASS!

7:55 PM  
Anonymous Joan said...

OMIGOD! That is wicked funny.

9:23 PM  

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