Thursday, February 16, 2006

Things That Make You Feel Less Manly!

Bunk Beds
Disney World
Drinking Hot Tea
Ironing
Non-Halogen Lamps
Thinking Babies Are Cute
Personalized License Plates
Being a Girl's "Best Guy Friend"
Minor Chords
Discount Cards at the Grocery Store
White Zinfandel
Board Game Night
Cheese Club
Holding Hands
Getting Promoted at Work
Men’s Tennis
Wearing a Scarf
The Priesthood
Crest Whitestrips
Putting a Box of Baking Soda in the Refrigerator
Attempted Murder
Different Shades of White
(Eggshell, Ivory, Porcelain)
Birthday Cards, Especially When They’re On Time
Eye Contact
Using a Lint Roller
Vacuuming
Spoken Word Poetry
Phone Calls to Catch Up
Men's Pajamas
Smiling
Disposable Cameras
Lip Balm
Memories
Picture Frames With Words on Them
Europe
Protein Powder
Conditioner
Stretching Before a Workout
Any Bottle of Wine That Costs More Than $10
Pet Ferrets
Kayaks
Laying Out
Waving
Fabric Softener
Potted Plants
Magicians
White Jeans
Nailing a triple toe loop
Foreign Films

3 Comments:

Blogger Miss Scarlet said...

Ha, Great list. Love the inclusion of "minor chords".

11:55 PM  
Anonymous Marcus said...

Good list there! But hell, so rigid! There are few there I'd have to take issue with though...ever fish from a kayak?

4:46 AM  
Blogger daryn said...

The only real issue I would have with the list is placing WHITE JEANS so close to the last!!! There's a guy I (unfortunately)work with who thinks his new, tight WHITER-than-freakin'-WHITE jeans are the coolest. He's incessantly mentioning in off-handed ways how white they are and how he doesn't want to stain them. He'll even wipe off a seat before he sits on it in his pristine white jeans. I say move the "WHITE JEANS" item to the top!
It definitely trumps the rest!!!!!

12:32 AM  

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