Classic Headlines

THE YEAR'S BEST [actual]HEADLINES OF 2005:

• Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

• Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

• Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

• Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

• Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

• Miners Refuse to Work after Death

• Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

• War Dims Hope for Peace

• If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

• Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

• Enfield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

• Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

• Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

• New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

• Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

• Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

• Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

• Hospital Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

And the winner is....

• Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead