Great Joke
Sperm Count
An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left hand, but still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, but still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too-first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked, "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "Yep, and no matter how hard we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open."
A hat tip to Jules at Jules Wicked World-link on sidebar.
An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left hand, but still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, but still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too-first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked, "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "Yep, and no matter how hard we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open."
A hat tip to Jules at Jules Wicked World-link on sidebar.
posted by david at 4/27/2005 10:49:00 AM
3 Comments:
This humorous antedote mocks those who are frequent masterbaters. Eventually, with humor like this, the entire jar masterbation system will come into disrepute, and people will have to give it up.
So there.
Ron Mexico.
Winston-Salem
Mom and Dad loved the joke. Although I shouldn't have told Dad while we were driving - he almost wrecked. Hee Hee Urological Humor!
This will not actually have success, I consider this way.
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