Thursday, December 08, 2005

Jamaican Fireman

A Jamaican fireman came home from work, one day and said to his wife,

"Y'know sumptin womon, we have a wonderful new system at de fire
station."

Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.

Bell 2 rings we slide down de pole.

Bell 3 rings -we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.

"From now on womon, when I say, 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.

When I say, 'Bell two' you jump on de bed.

When I say, 'Bell three' we's gonna mek love all tru de night girl."



The next night, he came home and shouted, "Bell One" and the wife
stripped naked!

"Bell Two" and she jumped on the bed!

"Bell Three" and they started to make love!

After a few minutes, the wife yelled out, "Bell Four !!!!"

"WOMON . What de hell is 'Bell ! Four'?" he asked.

She replied, "Roll out more hose, mon, you ain't nowhere near de fire!"

2 Comments:

Blogger Sandy said...

Oh MON'..that was a good one...you men just love your "hose" jokes don't ya? :)

1:17 PM  
Anonymous Joan said...

Perfect timing - I can't resist passing this one on.
Have a good weekend. Stay werm.

6:37 AM  

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