"Two-Can Casserole"

A history of one of the abominations of the holidays. Along with the dreaded, inedible fruitcake, the green bean casserole says to the holiday visitor-"I really don't give a shit, so I'll just plop the contents of these two cans into a dish, heat it up in the microwave, sprinkle it with fried onions, and
serve it to you with a sly grin knowing that you will soon be on the road back home."