Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Pithy Putdowns in Comments Section

These were responses to a newpaper op-ed piece in the NY Times:

  • Please, a fistful of Xanax and a liter of Absolut vodka do not constitute a good breakfast.
  • Okay, class. The assignment was to write a story about a current news figure, using as many puns and hyperbole as will fit on the page. Make is short, make it stupid.
  • You can take the lass out of the shanty, but you can't take the shanty out of the lass.
  • If you took her brain and magnifed it 10,000 times -- stuffed it up a gnats behind - it would rattle like a BB in a boxcar.
  • You put the gas in gasbag.
  • She probably jotted down all these pithy one-liners on a booze-soaked cocktail napkin while watching reruns of Jackass.


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