Monday, September 19, 2005

Southern-isms

"Killed him deader than fried chicken."
"Sweatin' like a whore in church"
"Ain't been this happy since the hogs ate my little sister"
"Dumb as a bag of hammers"
"That boy's about as sharp as a sack of wet mice"
"It's so cold I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets"
"She's got a face that would make a freight train take a dirt road."
"He's older'n God's parents"
"It's colder than a welldigger's ass"
"Hard as day old biscuits"
"Sharp as a bag o' wet leather"
"Sharp as a bowling ball"
"Bless her heart, she's ugly as a bar of homemade soap!"


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